unbelievable (icp related)

copy/paste from metalsucks.net -

So I guess one of the dudes in Insane Clown Posse is named Violent J, and he has a kid, named — wait for it –Violent JJ. And Violent JJ has now released a music video, “Bad Bad Man.” He seems to be the man of the title, even though this morning I took a crap that was bigger than he is.

I know it’s not nice to make fun of a little kid, especially when he had absolutely zero chance in this world; I mean, he’s basically stuck in a real-life version of I Am Sam, except that for some reason, no one is trying to take him away from his mongoloid father. Still, for that same reason, I predict that this kid will grow to be an increasingly large waste of resources, and therefore I have the right to give him shit preemptively.



By the way, remember in the “Miracles” video when the ICP dudes were, like, all freaked out ’cause each of them has a kid that looks like them, and that’s somehow a miracle and not just the way genetics work? Well, I actually think this kid looks more like the other guy, Shaggy 2 Dope. Is it possible Violent JJ should really be named “Shaggy 3 Dope?” Do you realize how funny it would be if it turned out his was dipping his clown popcicle in his partner’s Juggalette’s cotton candy*?Now that would be a fucking miracle.

-AR

*By the way, these are real terms Juggalos use for “penis” and “vagina.” I looked it up. In case you needed any further proof that these people are emotionally stunted, they need to use confection names because they can’t say “penis” or “vagina” without laughing.

Wow, that sucked ass. If they took out the music and just showed clips of that kid wrestling it would have been watchable.
Oh how many times I jumped off the couch/bed/table as a kid pretending it was the top rope...

Come on...thats pretty fuckin funny

Wow. The world is ending. Kill all the white people.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

CNN) -- Reality TV star Tila Tequila suffered facial cuts when she was pelted with rocks and bottles while performing at a music festival in Illinois early Saturday, according to a witness and a law enforcement official.

"She's pretty cut up," said a performer who saw the violence at the "Gathering of the Juggalos" in rural Hardin County, Illinois. The witness asked not to be identified so that he does not anger the juggalos.

Tequila, a Playboy model who also sings, posted a Twitter message Saturday, saying she would sue the festival, which is organized for fans of the hip-hop group Insane Clown Posse.

"Pretty soon, the owners who run the juggalos will be bankrupt," she tweeted.

The fans are mostly young people who sometimes wear clown make-up and are referred to as juggalos and juggalettes.

Festival organizers did not immediately respond to CNN requests for a response.

The performer said a mob of hundreds chased Tequila from the stage and surrounded the trailer where she sought refuge. They rocked the trailer and smashed its windows, he said.

Tequila eventually escaped, but only after windows in her SUV were smashed, the witness said.
Hardin County Sheriff Tom Seiner and a statement posted online by Tequila offered similar descriptions of the events.

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair ... cuz they threw firecrackers on stage," she wrote.

The witness, who was standing in the rear of the stage, said the crowd of about 2,000 was immediately angry toward Tequila and she was unable to turn them around.

"She was taunting them," he said. "She didn't know how to handle them. She didn't understand the dynamic."

The rocks and bottles flew harder and faster when Tequila bared her breasts, he said.
"She took her top off and they got really violent," he said.

Tequila continued to perform even after her face started bleeding, he said. "She was holding a towel to her head, blood pouring down her face," he said.

"It was scary as hell!" Tequila wrote.

This was not the only violent incident at the festival early Saturday, Seiner said.
A 49-year-old Georgia man was arrested for allegedly stabbing another man in the abdomen just hours earlier, he said.

What I wouldn't give to see that!

why oh why couldn't a big hole just opened in the earth at that exact location at that exact time and swallowed the whole lot of those wastes of flesh...all of 'em??!?!

"I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair ... cuz they threw firecrackers on stage," she wrote.

The witness, who was standing in the rear of the stage, said the crowd of about 2,000 was immediately angry toward Tequila and she was unable to turn them around.

"She was taunting them," he said. "She didn't know how to handle them. She didn't understand the dynamic."

The rocks and bottles flew harder and faster when Tequila bared her breasts, he said.
"She took her top off and they got really violent," he said.


So after they were hitting her with shit she then decided to take her top off. I wish all stupid whores were so easy to spot.

lol, for real. it would make life so much simpler.

Tom Green taught me to squeeze my balls so I don't cancer.